Mrs B and her Retail Therapist

While the number of Readers from across The Pond increases daily, I thought that it would be nice to post an image of Mrs B and her Retail Therapist aboard the Celebrity Eclipse. Yep, you got it right folks; her Retail Therapist. The best bit was, Mrs B was really kind and only had a few things on the cruise. Even better was her decision to keep selecting the cheapest item. Well done Mrs 'B' and well done to the Retail Therapist for helping Mrs 'B'. Wow, it really was 5* service. Now I imagine that the term Retail Therapist is big in the States, but here in little Wales, it's not something that you come across that often. Indeed the chap in the picture was the first Retail Therapist that I had ever met, and a lovely chap at that.

The Georgetown Quartet

The Georgetown Quartet. Now those that have been reading this Blog of late will know that Adam Westcott and the Inspiration String Trio on the Celebrity Eclipse were pretty darn good. Indeed, all four could fiddle pretty well. I was extremely impressed by Adam Westcott as he’s a first class musician. The ‘string trio’ were inspirational in both the looks department and the way that they played the music. Well done to Celebrity Cruises for booking such great performers. They were equalled by the four singers and a chap playing and singing. But one of my favourite bits of the Cruise was listening to the Jazz quartet in the Ensemble Lounge up on Deck 5. I must admit that I tended to gravitate towards the fifth deck, and I believe justifiably so.

The Georgetown Quartet
Joy Ellis, stunning voice
Adam Osmianski, one of the best drummers I have heard
Tony DePaolis, looks like he is in love with his instrument
Andy Boanco, the man best suited to be in black

Here I am post cruise listening to an album produced by the Georgetown Quartet called ‘Passepartout’ (can mean Character and is also a character in a certain film). I was a bit nervous with 13 tracks, especially after unlucky Tuesday and Coach 13 in Spain. But I should have chilled as the music suggests and ignored the omen. I don’t have a favourite in the band as to me it is a collective with each one complimenting the others. Now don’t get me wrong, I have an eye for a pretty lady, and Joy is very pretty indeed. But you see, the first time that I listened to them, I was sat and obscured by the bar. Wow, thought I, how do these guys do it? Only later that night did I learn of Joy being tucked away out of sight around the corner alone and with her grand piano. It’s a pity that Joy wasn’t singing that night, because if she had been, then I would have thought that one of the fellow’s had broken his voice. You see I am an advocate of ‘perception is reality’ and for a few hours I truly believed that there were only three of them. I’ve listened to some good jazz in the past, and some really dreadful stuff. Indeed some of the stuff that I have listened to before Georgetown came onto my scene, was so dreadful that some tracks had to be deleted from my iPod.

The Georgetown Jazz Quartet; both live and on their album ‘Passepartout’ are pure bliss. Believe it not; the album was as cheap as chips. Things this good shouldn’t cost so little, so grab a bit of them before they become BIG.


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Cindyanna

During an earlier post I mentioned Cindy-anna and how I mistook the State name. So here folks, is a photo of the lovely Cindyanna (now that I have managed to work out how to download the images from my camera). The bulk of the previous images from the Celebrity Eclipse cruise came from my mobile phone with its easy connection to the laptop and uploads.

You can tell the amusement from the smiles on the faces of the two in the photograph. That was a blistering hot day and being a tad deaf meant that it comes as no surprise that I misheard where she came from. Cindianna is from Indiana. Check out the United States of America Blog entry for the full story. The various name spellings are to help Cindi-anna find the Blog as I promised that the photo along with various spellings would be uploaded. Please let Cindiana know if you know her or recognise the photo back in the States.

14 Days of Excellent Service

Sumpoyo our excellent 5* Waiter in the fabulous Moonlight Sonata Restaurant on the Celebrity Eclipse. I am particularly proud of this shot as I used my Tamron 70-300mm lens at about four foot on Deck 14 of the Eclipse. Sumpoyo was expecting a full or half body shot and handed what he was carrying to a colleague. The best part was being able to wrangle a print of this shot on-board to hand to Sumpoyo before the end of the Celebrity Cruise. I managed to make the same gesture to 15 of the crew in all who we had befriended on our 14 night 5* cruise. I was only able to pay for 6x4 shots, but I think that all 15 were surprised and pleased to receive their photograph and gratuity envelope.

Celebrity Cruise Tip 22: We pre-paid our gratuities with our booking, but we also took along some money to say a special additional thank you to those who provided excellent service. It may be worth considering doing the same as the service is exceptional and you end up feeling like a million dollars. The recruiting programme for Celebrity Cruises must be exceptional for them to attract so many top class people who provide stunning service day after day

The African Bit

And now folks the African bit. It has been great blogging about Celebrity Cruises and Celebrity Eclipse, but the Blog is also about Africa so we need to find a suitable strand or strands from somewhere. Maybe it is the historical link and physical distances between our ports of call on the Celebrity Cruise and the African Continent would suffice. I must admit that I was surprised on our excursion in Gibraltar to be informed by our excellent tour guide just how close we were to Africa. It was hard to believe when he pointed out Morocco across the Straits of Gibraltar and I wonder just how close the Celebrity Eclipse had taken us to Africa as she sailed her curved route to the Rock.

Gibraltar was our first port of call on the Italian Mediterranean cruise. Gibraltar of course is linked to Spain while high speed ferries link the Straits of Gibraltar to Africa. With Africa only 14 miles away from Gibraltar: the twice weekly ferry from Gibraltar to Morocco takes just over an hour.

Our cruise then moved on to Provence in France. Of course France was one of the great Colonialist countries with French West Africa consisting of eight French colonial territories; Dahomey, French Guinea, French Sudan, Ivory Coast, Mauritania, Senegal, Upper Volta, and Niger.

Our next port of call was in Italy and along its coast. Italy was also a colonial nation and Italian East Africa consisted of; Ethiopia with its four governed areas, Italian Somaliland, and Italian Eritrea until the end of the Second World War.

We then cruised to Sardinia; a Mediterranean island belonging to Italy that is situated between Africa, France, Italy, and Spain. Interestingly the distance between Sardinia and Sicily is some 280km but the distance between Sardinia and Africa, Italy, and Spain is some 100km less. I.e. Sardinia is closer to Africa than it is to Italy.

The last two countries that we visited were Spain and Portugal. Spain played a bit part in the Colonisation of the African Continent. Spanish Morocco, the Western Sahara and Equatorial Guinea fell under Spanish control. Whereas Portugal was the first European nation that actively took an interest in Africa. There’s a good explanation of Portuguese influence in African affairs and colonisation including the ‘Slave Bridge’ at http://www.ohioswallow.com/book/Portugal+and+Africa of course various countries means various currencies if it wasn’t for the Euro! Although watch out as although you can spend Sterling on the Rock at a ratio of 1:1 apparently Gibraltar notes are not legal tender in the U.K. although it is in pounds etc., I may be wrong on this one, as I am relaying what I was told by another guest on our Celebrity Cruise.


Celebrity Cruise Tip 21: Celebrity Cruise ships like the Celebrity Eclipse are cash free but that doesn’t mean that you don’t need cash on your cruise. Not all places take American Express so make sure that you top up your dollars and your sterling with some Euro’s. Especially if you want a beer during one of the short excursions, that are in isolated locations without access to an ATM.

Celebrity Cruises Top Waiter

As far as we are concerned this is a picture of the best waiter ever (Sumpoyo on the left) and his assistant (Mahmad Mooradun on the right). 14 nights of top class 5* service on the Celebrity Eclipse in The Moonlight Sonata dining room compliments of these chaps.

The stunning food was served to an exceptionally high standard.

Setting the table to perfection, welcoming us and our dinner companions with a smile. Making sure that we were seated well. Bringing water and the bread basket and topping them up when needed and without being asked. Changing the knifes depending on the appetiser or entree. Cleaning and maintaining the table to a high standard. Sumpoyo carrying upwards of 14 meals on one tray on his shoulder. Always serving from the correct side. Always there but never noticed. Great recommendations on every night of the Celebrity cruise. Fantastic service from a great waiter and his assistant. Celebrity Cruises should be proud of these guys and all others whom I suspect also reach the same exacting standards.

More USA and some UK

Oops; I missed out the lovely Christine and Anne from Vancouver Washington State when I blogged my American piece yesterday. That was very naughty of me as they are so lovely, as are the lovely Kathy and Dave from England in the UK. We met Kathy and Dave for coffee today on Deck 5 and are meeting our American chums in the outside bar on Deck 14 tomorrow at 1630 Cruise Time. But watch out as there is so much to do on Celebrity Eclipse that the Blog tends to lag behind. So tomorrow can be today if you know what I mean!

I hope that you enjoyed the poem, but alas there is so much to do on The Celebrity Eclipse that I am too busy enjoying our Celebrity Cruise to do as much blogging as I would normally and also too busy for the poetry as well.

We had a great dinner last night and some great wine along with the food. Today has been a hoot. Mrs B and I bunked off the excursion bus and while they done the medieval thing, we sat on the beach and drank beer and coffee and then done some shopping for yours truly. A wonderful day, made better when we met up with some of our new friends. The ship is heading for Southampton now, and the band is playing in the background. Wonderful, sheer bliss; yes folks it is a holiday of a lifetime!

Celebrity Cruise Tip 20: Let the expert serving at your table pick your wine, and be brave enough to follow the food recommendations made by your waiter. These people are trained and experienced and they will enhance rather than detract from your Celebrity Cruise 5* experience

The United States of America

The United States of America
We have met some lovely Americans and North Americans on this trip. This is pretty strange as there are more children on board the Celebrity Eclipse on this Cruise than there are American citizens. But it seems some of the best people all come from the USA. In fact, the friendship is so good that I want to be adopted. Then I would have an excuse for a picture or a photograph of an Eagle on my study wall. Amongst those that we have met and in no particular order;

There is Fred “The Stairs” and Julie “Andrews” from Boston
Along with Fred and “Hey” Jude from New York City
The two lovely ladies from Chicago
There’s the “Chicago Bear”
Our dining companions the lovely cool Ray and equally lovely “Babs” from Connecticut
Jerry “Bagels” and Louise from Long Island who hail from Brooklyn and Queens
“Cindy-Anna” from Indiana
“Danni” from Washington DC
Jim and Sue from New York State
Irene "Dallas"
The late night coffee scooter duo from New York
Three more from New York City
Someone from the West Coast
Someone else from the East Coast
And someone from something called “Central Eastern Middle time” but I may have got that one a tad wrong

My favourite name association is “Fred the Stairs” as we chatted on Deck 5 near to the Moonlight Sonata staircase. My favourite accidental name is “Cindy-Anna”. I met a group at a cafe break on an excursion and said “Hi, where are you from?” To which the lovely lady sat towards the front of the table replied “Cindy-Anna”. “Cool” I said, “I don’t recall that State but it’s a nice name”. Now you know where this is going folks. The place was Indiana, but when I said ‘Cindy-Anna’ out loud it got a really good laugh from all of the Americans. I laughed along with them and the lovely lass, now has a new name. Ps in case she does a Google search I promised myself that I would input the name several ways so here goes: Cindyanna, Cindy-anna, Cindianna. Thanks for that everyone, please also enjoy the next bit as well.

After meeting so many lovely people from the States, it is fitting that the following poem is dedicated to them all. It is written in ‘Royal Rime’ consisting of seven lines per stanza in the rhyming scheme ABABBCC. It was written on Deck 5 on the afternoon of Tuesday the 09 August 2011 while on the Cruise Holiday of a Lifetime.

The Anthem

Oh how I long to sing
The Star Spangled Banner
With its unique ring
While in upright manner
Although I’m no tenor
To sing the national song
Is all that I long

To stand side by side
With cousins from across the Pond
That’s no longer so wide
Because of our special bond
From discourse and not a wand
Oh how I long to sing
That Star Spangled thing

Roger Bennett, August 2011
(All rights reserved)

Celebrity Cruise Tip 19: Try out the complimentary treats in Cafe al Bacio, but don’t visit too often because I can imagine that they could become quite addictive

Emergency Broadcast; “Heyday, Heyday”

Nothing should ever be this good. I mean, for goodness sake I haven’t been in a gym for a decade, and here I am on the Eclipse run by Celebrity Cruises and doing the gym thing daily. This is as almost as good as in my heyday, except I’m walking on the treadmill and not running. A few gradients here and there and I’m anybody’s. Take it up to 3.2 mph and I can just about keep pace. Which is a good thing as some of these tour guides set a mean pace and I can now keep up.

The good thing is that the gym is a great place to meet people and to see the sights.

Yep, I’ve done the Dolphin thing twice since I last blogged about it, and on both occasions I was looking out through the expanse of glass that encapsulates the gymnasium. I’ve also chatted to amongst many others; a lovely couple from Chicago and a great guy from New York. It seems as if all the best people go training. Mind you, I have to drop the speed to 2.5 mph and hang on while turning to chat to those who drop by.

Today we were in Cadiz. It’s a lovely place with lots of history and lots of narrow streets and shops selling at keen prices. Not that I was able to buy anything as I had paid for the 3.5 walking tour. Bet Mrs B was pleased with that unilateral decision. Walk and talk and talk and walk. I like the talking bit, but the walking part can wear you down. Especially in this humidity and when you enter some of the buildings. But hey ho as Mrs B would say, we just got on with it and had a giggle. There we were on the coach when the Chicago duo walked past. I waved frantically and with a surprised expression they waved back. They need to watch out as they are in danger of being sucked in as good friends. Only five hours later and they joined us for coffee in Cafe al Bacio on Deck 5. We had already drunk beer in Cadiz, and two glasses of non alcoholic something or the other with our lunch. It’s been another great day, but stop and pause. It’s only 5pm Continental time and we have the swimming, the treadmill, the show, and the four course dinner to look forward to. Then the Jazz lounge or out onto one of the Decks for poolside live music or a midnight stroll around the jogging track. Emergency broadcast channel Celebrity Cruises the Eclipse; “Heyday, Heyday, please send help urgently. The chap in Stateroom 3101 is taking the training seriously”.

Celebrity Cruise Tip 18: The Aqua Spa bar is not a drinks bar. It serves grilled salmon, poached salmon, and steamed salmon amongst many other delights like poached pears, frozen yoghurt, and all fruit smoothies. Miss it at your peril. Aqua Spa in the Solarium Deck 12, booking not required, and no cover charge

Nautical Miles and Adam Westcott

The Earth like any circle consists of 360 degrees. Each degree is split into 60 minutes which is nice and easy to remember as there are also 60 minutes in an hour. Now each of these degrees is a nautical mile. So one minute is also one nautical mile, and one degree is sixty nautical miles. So there was nothing tough about that then.

Therefore there are 21600 nautical miles going around the World i.e. 60 minutes multiplied by 360 degrees = 21,600.

So a nautical mile is different than the mile that we know about. Simply because most of us know that there are 25,000 miles to cover in order to travel around the World. So by land its 25,000 miles and by sea it’s 21,600 nautical miles. I have to check all of this with on the crew on the Celebrity Eclipse as I may have the values wrong as someone said that a nautical mile is less than a mile mile. But if that was so, then the number of nautical miles around the world should be greater than the number of land miles. If you see, what I mean?

Yesterday we were in Cagliari in Sardinia, Italy. Mrs B and I walked about 5 nautical miles in blistering heat over the ruins of Nora, and down from the City Battlements into the centre later in the day. Nora was first a Phoenician colony and trading port. Cagliari is on the southern tip of Sardinia and as the Capital it also hosts the largest community on the island. We have had a great day, but I am truly whacked. I am chilling in ‘Cafe al Bacio’ on Deck 5 while listening to the excellent Spanish Guitarist, Adam Westcott. Pure bliss, tip top surroundings, air conditioning, excellent coffee and a superb musician.

Celebrity Cruise Tip 17: Summer sailing, then buy a hat and some good sun block

Memories

We all tend to take the camera for granted, so for this holiday I am also trying to sketch and paint some of the images that mean something special on our trip. It’s a ‘days gone by’ sort of thing. But it’s also pretty hard as there is so much to do, so it’s inevitable that some of the paintings will be done when we get back.

I have tried to learn how to use my new camera, and last night I managed to take a shot of the Jazz Quartet without flash in the ‘Ensemble Lounge’ at 11pm with dimmed lights. I set the White Balance to Tungsten Light and the ISO to 3200 and I must say that the image is pretty special. In fact I am well chuffed.

Mind you not all images have been captured, and these will have to be confined to my memory section:

I was in the gym doing my walking thing very early in the morning when I noticed the Rock of Gibraltar. That was pretty amazing, but then the Pilot boat approached our ship, followed by a shoal of 30 or so dolphins that sort of shadowed us into the harbour.

The scene looking out from Deck 12 and the dolphins made for a great image folks. This is why there is no picture with this Blog Post. Just think of the thrill of seeing the sea life. Add to that the pilot boat drawing near and the dolphins shadowing the Celebrity Eclipse into dock as it slips past ‘The Rock’. Brilliant, simply brilliant and no wonder why we want to come back.


Celebrity Cruise Tip 15: invest in a small camera or mobile phone for when you don’t have your telescopic thingy on you

Decks 12 to 14

There is no Deck 13 on the Celebrity Eclipse; so the Celebrity Cruise Tip also jumps from 12 to 14 so don’t go looking for that elusive 13th Tip folks. I like the life music and I like the chance to relax with a book or magazine. This photograph shows the Library that spans Decks 10 and 11. I was sat in a group of similar seats with the ones on view ahead of me towards the central balcony. This is just one of numerous special places on a very special ship.

We have been spending a fair amount of time in ‘Cafe al Bacio’ and the separate ‘Ensemble Lounge’ both located on Deck 5. We also found the ‘Aqua Spa’ restaurant yesterday and enjoyed poached fruit and poached salmon with salad before joining our excursion to Provence. The tranquillity of the Spa and the stunning views out across the bay from Deck 12 combined to make the ‘Aqua Spa’ a very special meal. That experience set us up for a fine day of sightseeing, relaxation and fun. This led into an evening of fine dining and live music. This was made better by the quality discourse of our American dining companions. Gosh, four people who speak the same language but yet speak a different language. How on earth is that possible? They would say something that we would think was funny, and we would do the same. We use the same words that have different meanings across the Pond, together with the use of phrases that both couples have never heard. It also helps that ‘Babs’ is so funny. That’s not her name or a nickname that we use by the way, it’s just my way of ensuring that their privacy is maintained. Indeed, her real name is quite long and I use it to the full, although it gives me a bit of a tongue lashing.

Today we repeated the ‘Spa’ experience but this time with the treadmill, dinner in the Aqua Spa, a snooze in the Solarium, use of the Jacuzzi, and topped off with a swim. Then it was up onto Deck 15 and a Sun-seekers Session, some drinks and then we watched the Ship slip Anchor near Florence on our way to Rome. Mmmmm very nice indeed.


Celebrity Cruise Tip 14: This one is for the ladies; laundry is only washing, your clothes return clean, dry and folded. For ironing you have to pay more to have your clothes ‘pressed’. It’s not big bucks for laundry and pressing, so your clothes can stretch for the twelve day or two week jaunt. But it’s better to convince hubby that you need an allowance for a Cruise Wardrobe  Get him to think of it as part of the holiday costs, an investment for towards your special memories, and of course some new garb for you!

Another Rare Treat

This picture was taken in a fishing village in Provence in France on a gloriously baking hot day. We both looked for shade and beer, and thankfully found it. I’m walking around with a continuous grin on my face. This is five-star pampering at its best! Well done Celebrity Cruises; the food, people, accommodation, and views are all magnificent. We are making friends all over the place and are enjoying every minute of every day.

Celebrity Cruise Tip 12: if there is more than one coach leaving for the excursion that you have booked, hop onto the first one that they are filling as that may leave before the start time and you will have longer on the excursion, whereas the last coach will wait at the port right up to the time deadline for starting the excursion.

Rare Treat

Now here’s a rare treat, a picture of yours truly. I asked the lovely ladies walking towards me on Deck 5 if they would have a go of my mobile phone camera. And hey ho, a few seconds later this was the result. Being a bit of a geek I was out on Deck 5 checking out the lifeboats most of which take 150 persons, awesome. There appears to be a medical launch and a raft thingy for 450 persons.

Deck 5 also turned out to be a great place for to sunbathe. Wooden deck chairs, wooden tables, sun trap, wind break, and peace and quiet. There I was, topless with my factor 30 rubbed almost all over. After we baked, Mrs B went off to get ready for the show, and I sat in the Celebrity Eclipse Library on Deck 11 reading a magazine and watching the world go by. Complete with an attendant to ensure that other guests were quiet when walking through the library. Pure bliss; topped off with the swim, the silver service dinner, and the Jazz Band in the Ensemble Lounger until 0100 when I rolled in.

Celebrity Cruise Tip 11: this tip is from Mrs B; don’t be afraid to talk to people as everyone is really friendly

Gibraltar

Gibraltar was really enjoyable with a chance to pop myself down in the shade and do a little sketch of a canon on a rock in the square. Just the job; relaxation, warmth, and no pressure

The excursion was great fun, made so by the lovely man who drove our coach on the Celebrity Cruise ‘Panoramic Gibraltar and Tea’ trip. If you ever go on that one, then ask for the Brit who works in Gibraltar, speaks English and Spanish, lives in Spain and studied in Liverpool. What a truly lovely guy, the best £65 for two that I have ever spent. Calypso Tours was the company and they run two coaches due to the narrow streets in Gibraltar to be towards the front of the queue in order to get the great tour guide come driver. We walked back from the centre to the port and continued to enjoy what the girls would call ‘the lush weather’. The fun continued into the night with live music outdoors by the main pool area.

In fact it was around 0300 when we settled down. “Oh” said Mrs B, “we’ve done Gibraltar and we spent £4.50”. Now that’s one good thing about a cruise, you sort of put a ceiling on the costs and there’s no need to go out and keep spending. Although to be fair there’s always an opportunity, especially when it comes to Welsh Gold. You see its Mrs B’s 50th this year. Shush, don’t tell everyone as no lady tells the World her age.


Celebrity Cruise Tip 10: At Gibraltar the shuttle in and out of the town was only a few Euro per person

Celebrity Coffee and Relaxation

While I sit and chat to the lovely people who often stop and chat to me, wifey AKA Mrs. B “the Boss” is off exercising her mind and having relaxation therapy. Nope not in the on board Celebrity Cruises Spa, but in the cinema watching today’s film that is some 113 minutes long. It wasn’t my cup of tea so I opted for another 46 minute treadmill session, use of the excellent changing room facilities and the live guitarist and Cafe Latte in ‘Cafe al Bacio’ on the 5th of 15 decks of the Celebrity Eclipse.

The treadmill being essential after the omelette and banana pancakes in the silver service breakfast. We even managed to view some Welsh Gold jewellery and some art. Life today is at sea, and this sea life is relaxing. This evening the dress code for Dinner in the stunning exceptionally well staffed ‘Moonlight Sonata’ is smart casual. I’m keeping my eye out for the Caviar and Mrs B is after the egg custard thingy with the hard crust that isn’t egg custard. If you are a professional chef like one of our American Cousins who dine with us, then please step forward and tell me what I am writing about. It’s Crème something or the other.

Celebrity Cruise Tip 9: In the main dining room, you can order off menu, or ask for something to be cooked in a particular way.

Celebrity Chair’s

This morning we woke up to see the light house flashing in the distance as the Rock of Gibraltar started to loom up from afar.

Now it’s one thing working out like a quasi tri-athlete (46 minutes on the treadmill this morning, walk around Gibraltar, 52 lengths of the pool this evening, 15 minute Jacuzzi, and 10 minute Sauna) but a chap has to have a sit down now and again. You can make use of a variety of Celebrity Cruise sun loungers, Celebrity Cruise Wicker Chairs, and other seats scattered around the ship. With piped and live music in different areas, it’s a great way to relax. Two days ago I sat in a padded wicker chair and drew the bit of artwork shown in this Blog post. It is a little study using water colour pencils. Which was no mean feat seeing that I have had the art products since January 2010! Yesterday I sat on a wooden chair and table and tried a water colour of two ships that we overtook. Being relaxed is great, and I doubt that many could do it better than the crew on this ship. Good food, tranquillity, and exercise. A great recipe for anyone wanting to re-charge their batteries and we are both enjoying the pampering.


Celebrity Cruise Tip 7: Read your ticket before any excursion and it should tell you where to be and when

Celebrity Cruise Tip 8: You can buy pre-paid drinks packages for you Cruise and probably save a good bit of money

Celebrity Photo’s of the budding Tri-athlete

So folks this is how it goes. Mrs B and I book a last minute Celebrity Cruise as it was time to stop talking about the doing, and actually do some of the doing. The thing is that those that do ‘free-cruising’ (a term that we coined with fellow guests regarding those that come back time and time again) know that it’s a recipe to put on weight. I mean; all that lovely food, caffeine and alcohol. Notwithstanding the indulging in the copious and varied soda’s and snacks between meals and late at night. My American breakfast today included pancakes with strawberries and blueberries. No cream out of choice, but still wow. But as wow as it is, its all got to stop and I knew that before we left the U.K.

I went out and bought extra swimming goggles and earplugs to ensure that I had some with me at all times and also went out and bought myself a chest strap and mid range Polar watch. So on day one on board I manager 40 lengths of the indoor lap pool which forms the centre piece of the Solarium. On day two I upped that to 42 lengths in the evening, having managed 25 minutes walking on the flat and gradient on the treadmill very early before breakfast. Those that know me will be impressed by that great start, but brace yourself for the Day 3 news. 42 minutes on the treadmill with an 0800 start, followed by 50 lengths of the pool during the early evening. In-between those two athletic sessions, Mrs B and I attended a fat burning and metabolic rate seminar and another talk later in the day on acupuncture. We believe folks, so enjoy this picture of us in 2011 and maybe a year from now we shall post another picture. Happy days are here again, now I have to try to improve the mental health. Mine that is, and not Mrs B’s. 

Celebrity Cruise Tip 5: You don’t have to eat everything, and that which you do eat includes sensible sized portions and healthy options

Celebrity Cruise Tip 6: You don’t have to buy your photo’s at the start of your holiday as others will be taken throughout the trip and some of them may be better

Celebrity 5* Midnight Coffee and States of the Union

Now everyone who knows me well, also know that I love Cafe Nero and Costa. So can you imagine my delight when sometime after Midnight I managed to slip into a lovely comfortable chair and enjoyed a very well made, very smooth Latte. Pure bliss and I am in second heaven. All washed down with listening to the String Trio, Live Jazz and other top shows and performances. The Celebrity Eclipse is great.

After a great night’s sleep on the boat that never moves, I enjoyed the treadmill, iced lemon water and a great shower before breakfast. Silver Service Breakfast; now that can’t be bad can it? Lovely people from Birmingham were sat opposite and we had a good old chinwag while enjoying the sea views with our window seat. Brecky for me was a real delight, and I can’t wait to tell my American Cousins at the Black Tie Dinner tonight that amongst other things I had ‘grits’. Semolina to you and me folks, but it’s called ‘grits’ and was delivered with a small personal serving pot of sugar and another small personal serving of raisins. Gosh, this really is the Celebrity Life. But in many ways it was also funny; as I had to stop Mrs B getting her hands on my grits. Now that is a conversational piece for any English language user who knows what ‘grits’ are.

Big apologies to my American Cousins as I mixed up the States a bit and put the Union duo in the Confederacy. Oops, easy mistake when you are from Wales. While I’m writing about Countries and people, I have to ask; where is Jung from Taiwan? A lovely chap whom I met this morning after the treadmill, for two seconds I thought that he was my motivator and was encouraging me to go back in. “You done?”, to which I replied “Pardon?”. “I say, you Done, Yes?”, “Yep, I’m done”. “You done, I’m Jung...Jung, from Taiwan.” Phew, thankfully he was just another lovely guest, as I had hit 25 minutes and was a tad worn out.


Celebrity Cruise Tip 3: You don’t have to drink and eat at the busy times; there is plenty of opportunity to enjoy the quality and some ‘me time’

Celebrity Cruise Tip 4: Dinner is set table and companions but at fine dining breakfast you are sat randomly which means that no two meals and therefore no two cruises are the same. Because you are going to meet new people all of the time.

Celebrity Ski Yoghurt and Horse Devours Darling

Well folks we have done what I never thought that we would get around to doing. You see Mrs. B and I are very good at talking about what we are going to do, but not that good at getting around to the actual doing of it. So, surprise-surprise when en-route back from York; ‘the Boss’, AKA Mrs B explained that she wanted to go on a cruise and I went and booked one.

So here we are on the Celebrity Eclipse and it meets the hype. I was told that this was as good as it gets and guess what? The lovely Thomas Cook lady was right. This is indeed the Hilton 5* hotels at their very best with brass knobs on top. Pure luxury on each and every deck and so big that I keep finding new gems every hour or so.

The lovely chap at the hotel yesterday said words to the affect of “oh, so you’re going skiing?” “Huh?” replied I, “Spending Kids Inheritance” he countered. Yes indeed, and a blinking good job too. That is, I’m have a jolly good stab at spending the lot. It may be the price of a small car, but it’s a jolly nice car, and I’m well impressed.

The best bit is that there is no need for any of you to worry about the house back in Wales. One of the children is there with Yoghurt Boy on guard duty with the perimeter almost as well lit as the Celebrity Eclipse. Albeit the lights from the house are not reflecting on the water as we glide onwards to Gibraltar. I also recognise that the two back in Wales, would appreciate a bit of the 5* service and food while crewing the Watch Tower.

On the Celebrity Eclipse it is astonishing food. I enjoyed the champers followed by the cheese burger relaxing in the sun around mid afternoon prior to our 2045 dinner sitting. Thankfully being a lad from the gasworks, it all began with an appetiser and not ‘Horse Devours’ as one of my gang likes to say it. It’s good to be reminded of your roots. A listing in Burkes Peerage and Gentry ain’t much good if you forget the gasworks. It is wonderful service, wonderful venue, wonderful food, and wonderful company. We are extremely fortunate to be on a table with four other guests, all of whom flew across 'The Pond' to catch the ship in Southampton. One hails from the Americas who collected her granddaughter in Washington DC en-route to the U.K. and the other two from the South. All genuine lovely people so it couldn’t be better.

So for the Thomas Cook Aberystwyth crew if you are reading this: (1) we got an upgrade and our stateroom is stunning. So much room we could breed a flock of sheep. I could also feed them on the grass on the upper decks, and exercise them around the running track, (2) yep, it was a double hit folks; we also got our preferred 2045 dinner sitting, and (3) parking was a breeze and the Cruise Parking team were lovely, (4) gratuities were paid for in advance in that price, and yet another well done as (5) the drinks package is handy and good value. Well, as well as being from the gasworks I am also a Cardi and we mustn’t forget that!

Gosh, its day one and I already feel as if I am a celebrity. It doesn’t get much better than this, now I have to start saving for the next one.

Celebrity Cruise Tip 1: Book with Thomas Cook, Aberystwyth
Celebrity Cruise Tip 2: Bring along a coloured highlighter pen to highlight items in the daily detailed itinerary, and thereby reduce your chance of missing something special