For someone, who is unable to drive in Italy at the moment, here are a few tips for those of you who have a car that works, or are using public transport:
You can only be a bus driver if you have a mobile phone surgically joined to your hand
At junctions, the big bus has right of way at all times
Zebra crossings are where you might hit people
It is obligatory to drive at night without lights
It is safe to smoke with one hand and be on the mobile phone with the other hand when riding a bike
In Wales we have boy racers in Kiddy Cars, in Italy there are Scooties who are a menace to everyone
The bus driver does not have to let you onto the bus
The bus driver does not have to let you off the bus
If the bus driver does let you on, then say ‘thank you’
If you can stand, give up your seat to the blonde lady
If a Nun comes onto the bus, everyone get up
If a car stops at the Zebra crossing, look surprised
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